Zombies

I finally found someone who is as terrified of zombies as I am. I mean, actually, truly scared of zombies. I always thought I was the only person on this earth who had an honest fear of them and did things to actively prevent my demise in case of an attack. These days, though, it seems like an attack by people infected with a mutated form of rabies or something is more likely to occur.

After doing a grocery store run, I'll fill up my pantry or fridge and then look at it, calculating how many days I could ration my food supplies. I also get a strange sense of satisfaction when I stock up on toilet paper and think, "Boy, I could really wipe my ass for months with all this toilet paper!" Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

Anyway, I wish I had some form of game. It would really help out right about now.